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Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 Review

Felix
Felix
GamerSupps Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 Review

Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 Review

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Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 Review by Felix

Felix is our eCommerce intern at Gamerbulk, that for the next couple of weeks will review, highlight and pretty much say whatever he wants to say about a chosen topic or product. All in his words. Get to know him more through these weekly blog posts, as well as maybe catching a few laughs. Maybe you’ll even find an interest in some of the products he will talk about? – Gamerbulk

Hi everyone, nice to have you here – reading my first blog post! 

ABOUT ME​

My name is Felix. I’m 24 years old, currently doing my internship at Gamerbulk as an aspiring E-Commerce Manager! I found my place at Gamerbulk by a mix of two things – my love for gaming, and my love for caffeine (which may or may be edging towards an addiction at this point). Two things that the whole idea of Gamerbulk was built around. So when it came down to picking an internship, my choice really wasn’t that hard. And now I get to have my own blog, made for my words and views. Pretty neat, if you ask me 😉

INTRODUCTION – GUACAMOLE GAMER FART 9000

The product I’ve chosen to talk about today really fuels my meme and shitposting powers, so I had to make up for it by giving it a review of it’s own. I’m talking of course about Gamersupps Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000, the flavor inspired by none other than the Youtube-memelord himself; TheRussianBadger.

DESIGN

Let me just start off by highlighting the design of this tub, AKA the finer details. A couple of laser-eyed T-rexes force-feeding a pair of cavemen avocados. The s**t is hilarious, honestly. The amount of randomness from it hits me and my humour just right.

FLAVOR OF GUCAMOLE GAMER FART 9000

Now, let’s talk about the more basic stuff. The taste of this flavor was just how I like it. Not overly sugary, not chalky and very light. And I used two scoops with 400 ml of water. Oh, and if you haven’t realised it yet – no, it doesn’t really taste like a guacamole gamer fart, sadly. More like strawberry and lime. Less intense flavour, of course, but it does the job!

EXPERIENCE

I tried it for the first time after a long day at work, where I didn’t drink a single cup of coffee, when I was just about ready to nap. All because my friends wanted me to play a game or two. After about 10 minutes or so, I suddenly felt rejuvenated and energetic again! I didn’t really play better, but I played just as good as I usually do. But considering I had just been thinking about sleeping 10 minutes before, that is pretty amazing.

I also took a double-scoop in the morning as of writing this, and it does more for your focus and energy than a single, bitter cup-of-joe will ever do – and I love coffee!

SUMMARY OF GUACAMOLE GAMER FART 9000 REVIEW

So, to summarize: If you drink it while fully rested (like a responsible adult, not like me) and when you are ready to happily play some games, you are definitely going to make someone else’s day worse by owning them in-game. Believe me on that. So yet again, Gamersupps hit the spot. Congratulations!

… Now please, for the love of GOD, make your scoop-handle shorter so I don’t have to force it down into the tub like an aggressive chimp digging for ants, if I want to keep the scoop in the tub. You can also wash the scoop and put it away after every use, of course. But I’m too lazy for that. 

 

That’s all of me for this week, folks! See me in the next one 😉

/Felix, the intern.

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